In an epic battle of all sports with rules unknown from strange lands, I bring you the action down on the field, er, dirt pit! In this game of unknown origin and name, typically guys get the chance to get incredibly dusty and dirty all in the name of trying to knock the other opponents out of the ring by slapping a very dirty playground ball around. "Maning up" for this grungy game were Jake and Nathan and the Kaltenbaugh brothers. Local media still have yet to determine the scoring system, however, it has learned that unlike in baseball where a "homerun" is a good thing, you do not want to have one in this game that media has dubbed "Dirt Ball."