Man vs. Wild

So, is it a river of waves or a wave of river? This half man-half amphibian who prefears no shoes was recently sighted loch ness monster style rising up out of the local watering hole. He proceeded to lurk over to the steepest drop in elevation through which a trickling flow of water creates the perfect slick slide to its base, a pool full of icy cold water. Anyone needing to cool off, could quickly do so here. In sizing up this massive ride, would Riverman become one with the wave, striking a common bond of man with nature? In a perfect unified harmony, the two proved meant for each other with a slick and cohesive flow from top to bottom, climaxing its unity in a baptism of sorts in the wave's great pool at its end. Such an amazing display of man and nature may never again be caught on film for us lesser mortals to see.