Don't let Joel's calm demeanor fool you. He is actually a silent, but deadly photo assassin. Pastor who has been known for using interesting (and sometimes dangerous props in his church productions like swords and the now infamous fireworks) does also know what kind of objects to keep away from certain individuals. However, we all learned very quickly that one needs to keep one's iPhone away from Assassin Joel if one does not want to have over 200 photos of weird faces and silly kid antics on one's phone in a matter of seconds!
One is also left to wonder who was quicker and more deadly than the Photo Assassin to be able to swipe the iPhone from the Assassin himself and capture this elusive shot of the man himself.
All news reporters have been briefed on the possibility of multiple subjects and conspirators in this random act of silliness and been warned to not let their iPhones and cameras out of their sight.
