Phrases like "man up" and "be a man" haven't really applied so far at HPC this year. So far, local media has stood watching a boy (not one of the church locals) too afraid to jump on the blob for a half hour and most of the CBC boys playing carpetball and licking jawbreakers while on the other hand there have been numerous sightings and interviews conducted of girls going off the zip line, riding the speed boats, and engaging in other aggressive activities. This leads local media to reminisce about one such popular poster from the days of the war...
Local media has already braced itself for backlash from the men of the camp once these findings go public. They are however, prepared to post personal interviews and photos backing up such rogue media publicity. All coming soon!
